Remember that story about the man with no shoes who felt bad till he met a man with no feet or something? Me neither!
…But I do remember when some kind folks from Adobe (Adobe Inspire to be precise) came to hang out for a few days and pretend I was interesting.
On their way to visit a respectable professional artist there was an apparent google maps mishap and they wound up lost in the middle of Nowhere Indiana, and eventually on my front porch. They appeared shaken and full of fear. After checking their collars and calling their owners, I managed to earn their trust.
While they were here they became so very bored that eventually they began to ask me some questions and get some footage documenting the ordeal (no doubt for insurance purposes)…. you can go to Adobe Inspire and watch the results now!
Watch the Zombie Yeti Mystique Disappear Before Your Very Eyes!!!!!